FAQ

FAQ

Quick answers. Loud answers. Mostly the first kind.

Does it actually make the sound?

Yes. That's the whole point. Our sound plush keychain and sound fridge magnet play the meme audio when you press them. Press once, regret nothing. Press 400 times, your roommate may have feelings.

Mine arrived silent. Now what?

That's on us, not you. Our 30-Day No-Silent Guarantee has you covered: email grokbotmarketing@gmail.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a short video of you pressing it. We'll send a free replacement or refund that item, your choice.

What about the battery?

Sound items run on a small button cell battery that's already installed. Button batteries are dangerous if swallowed. Keep them away from young children and pets. These are novelty items for ages 14+, not toys for little kids. If a battery is ever swallowed, seek medical help immediately. Full details on our Battery Safety page.

How long does shipping take?

  • Tees, hats and stickers (printed on demand in the USA): 2-7 business days to make, then 2-5 business days in transit to the US (about 4-12 business days total).
  • Tees, hats and stickers outside the US (Canada, Australia, Israel and everywhere else we ship): 2-7 business days to make, then 10-30 business days in transit, depending on the country and customs (about 12-37 business days total).
  • Sound keychains and magnets (shipped from our partner in China): 1-3 business days to process + about 7-15 business days to deliver. Outside the US, allow about 10-30 business days after processing.

Everything is made or packed to order, so it takes a little longer than grabbing it off a shelf. Worth it.

Why did I get my order in pieces?

Different items are made in different places. If you order a tee and a sound keychain, they'll arrive in separate packages with separate tracking, probably on different days. Not a mistake, just logistics. No extra shipping charge.

How do I track my order?

You'll get a tracking email for each package when it ships. Tracking from China can take a few days to update after the label is created, so don't panic if it's quiet at first. Ironic, we know.

Do you ship outside the US?

Yes! We ship worldwide except the EU and UK. All prices are in USD (your card provider handles the conversion).

  • United States: $4.99 on orders under $35, FREE on orders $35+.
  • Canada: $7.99, or $4.99 on orders $75+.
  • Europe outside the EU (e.g. Norway, Switzerland, Iceland): $14.99, or $10.99 on orders $75+.
  • Australia and New Zealand: $13.99 on orders under $35, $15.99 on orders $35-$74.99, $13.99 on orders $75+.
  • Rest of the world: $10.99, or $7.99 on orders $75+.

International orders may be charged import duties, taxes or customs fees by your country when they arrive. Those aren't included in our prices or shipping and are paid by the recipient. If your country isn't available at checkout, we can't ship there yet.

What's Shipping Protection?

An optional $2 add-on at checkout. If your package is lost, stolen or damaged in transit, we reship it free. Porch pirates hate this one trick.

Can I return something?

Tees, hats and stickers are printed just for you, so we only take them back if they're defective, misprinted or the wrong item, and we'll fix that free (send a photo within 30 days of delivery). Unused sound items can be returned within 30 days; you pay return shipping unless it's defective. Full details in our Refund Policy.

How do the tees fit?

Our tees are Bella+Canvas 3001: soft, unisex, regular fit. Check the size chart on the product page before you order. Because each shirt is printed to order, we can't exchange for a wrong size choice. Measure once, flex forever.

Is this the real guy? Did he approve this?

No and no. Loud Memes is fan-made parody merch inspired by internet memes. We're not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone shown. We just think the internet's loudest moments deserve to be heard (and worn).

Is this a good gift?

For the friend who quotes memes in real life? It's the perfect gift. Ship it straight to them by entering their address at checkout. Our Printify orders (tees, hats and stickers) ship without prices on the packing slip. Just order early around holidays, especially for sound items coming from overseas.

Still got questions?

Email grokbotmarketing@gmail.com. We reply within 24-48 hours.